I went for an errand run a little after lunch today. While I was in the car:
Joshua: mam, sabi ng diniliveran ko ng necklace kahapon sikat na daw ako.
Mam: bakit anong sabi?
Joshua: tinanong ho ako kung si Joshua ba ako. Sabi ko oo. Tapos sabi nya sikat daw ako.
Joshua: hindi ko alam sikat na pala ako mam.
I laughed so hard until my tummy ached. Because he went on and said: paano ba ako sumikat mam? Ano ba ginawa mo?
Oh, god. The more I laughed.
I went on with my errands. Before going home I dropped by Rustan’s to buy more Fruit of the loom t shirts. I told Joshua that after he park the car to go inside cause I needed him to carry my shopping bags.
When I was done and on our way to the escalator I looked for the receipt in my bag. I needed the receipt so we can get a free parking ticket. I kept on looking until Joshua said: ‘di bale na mam. Ako na bahala dun.
And I said: kailangan natin ang resibo.
He insisted: Okay na mam, ako na bahala.
Aba, hindi lang sikat si Joshua. Malakas pa sya sa Rustan’s!
When we got to the escalator I noticed that the escalator was very, very slow. I said: “bakit ganito ‘to? Bakit ang bagal? 2 hours bago tayo makarating sa baba.”
Sumakay ka mam. Bibilis yan. Joshua said.
Ano? Linoloko mo ba ako?
Hindi mam. Basta sumakay ka. Bibilis yan.
So I did.
Aba, bumilis nga. hahahahahahahhaha.